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NARRATOR: And now,
The Transcredible Exploits
of Zapp Brannigan,

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brought to you by
Bartley's Rocket Wax.

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I wax my rocket
every day!

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No one can save
you now, Leela.

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What about
Zapp Brannigan?

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Well, obviously,
Zapp Brannigan
could save you...

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Zapp Brannigan!

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So, Emperor Chop Chop,
once again, we meet at last.

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Drop that space gun
or I'll shoot, like so.

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(GROANS)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Oh, Zapp, tie me back up
and ravish me.

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I'd like to, Leela.
So, I will.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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(BOTH MOANING)

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Shake it, baby.
Shake it like...

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I surrender and
volunteer for treason.

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Emergency summons from
the president, Captain.

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Oh, it's you.
Just let me freshen up.

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Computer, Captain's musk.

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(SIGHS)

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The long, dramatic corridor.
That's never a good sign.

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Glove recognized.
Proceed, Mrs. Eisenhower.

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Mr. President.
What the hell?

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At ease, Brannigan.

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(EXHALES)

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What you're about to see
is highly classified.

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Reptilicus,
hit the thingy.

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At 0000 hours,

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Planet X-3 was attacked
by a mysterious death sphere.

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Magnify that death sphere.

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Why is it still blurry?

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KIF: That's all the
resolution we have.

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Making it bigger
doesn't make it clearer.

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It does on CSl: Miami.

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(SIGHS)

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NIXON: They fought back
with advanced
military hardware,

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but it was like shooting
BBs at Bebe Rebozo.

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That poor, brave hardware.

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NIXON: The sphere
then fired some kind of
hellish blackout ray.

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It erased that planet
like 18 minutes of
incriminating tape.

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Oh, I just wish
I understood why.

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Why I should care?

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Because the death sphere
is now on course for Earth!

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(NIXON EXCLAIMS)

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My God, we're defenseless,
like fish in a barrel.

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Options?

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My instinct is to
hide in this barrel,

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like the wily fish.

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Then we're down
to our last hope,

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a radical new weapon
built by a visionary
scientist

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I once dismissed
as crazy!

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(LAUGHING)

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Let's see how crazy
I am now, Nixon.

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The correct answer
is "very."

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All right, Professor,

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sock it to me!

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Top-secret news,
everyone.

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I've developed a tiny,
one-man stealth fighter
that's virtually undetectable.

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How undetectable?

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It's right in front of you.

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I find that...
(GROANS) to believe.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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But how exactly is
this Happy Meal toy

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going to destroy
a giant death sphere?

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From within.

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This ship should be able
to sneak, undetected,

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through the sphere's
one vulnerable opening.

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What vulnerable opening?

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All death spheres have
one vulnerable opening.

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Well, sure,
but who's brave enough
to fly into something

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we all keep calling
a death sphere?

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I say Brannigan.
I say no.

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I say me.
I say Leela!

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I say yes.
I say no.

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I say Leela, too.

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I say yes again.

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I say I shall join her.

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But it's only
a one-man craft, I say.

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There'll only be
one man. Me.

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How would you feel
if I rode rear as your
personal tail gunner?

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Creeped out.

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Then it's decided!

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Are you sure I have to
sit in your lap?

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Lt'll help us achieve
maximum thrust.

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Ugh!
Ugh!

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I made you some
trail mix for the flight.

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Also, this picture,
to remember me.

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You hold on to it.

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I'll be back soon.

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(SCOFFS)

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(BOTH GROAN)

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Activating stealth shielding.

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Liftoff!

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I'll roger that.

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Does anybody else feel
aroused and jealous
and worried?

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I haven't felt
much of anything
since my guinea pig died.

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Death sphere in range.

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Engaging
holographic targeting.

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Activating the force.

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Feel the entrance, Leela.

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Destination on your left
in 0.3 miles.

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Zapp to Leela.
Look at all that
surveillance equipment.

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We better whisper.

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Switching to
pillow talk mode.

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LEELA: Look!
What are those huge letters?

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ZAPP: V-GINY?

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Doesn't ring a bell.

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Hmm. I don't like
the looks of this V-GINY.

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Does anyone recognize
those call letters?

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Nope. It's not in the
Janeway's guide, either.

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Deciphering that
ID code is critical.

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I'll be in the chamber
of understanding.

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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

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This is it,
the moment we should
have trained for.

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Holy...
(BLEEPING)

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Incoming yucky.

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Firing pocket-rocket!

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Don't panic, Leela.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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I hope this is
the control stick.

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(METAL CLANGS)

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ZAPP: Captain's log.
We've lost control.

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Addendum. Whoa!

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NARRATOR: And now,
back to The Transcredible
Exploits of Zapp Brannigan.

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Chapter Two.
The heat thickens.

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(MOANING)
Leela, wake up.

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I can't face this
mysterious planet alone

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without you or
someone like you.

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(BLOWING)

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Zapp? Zapp, wake up.

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Leela, where are we?

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We crashed on
an uncharted planet.

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When I woke up,
I was pinned under this tree.

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Can you help me?

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If anyone can move it,
I can.

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(GRUNTING)

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No one can move it.
Are you hurt?

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No, but I'm so thirsty.

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This space suit
is making me sweat
like a sow.

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Me, too.

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We'd better strip them off
and continue surviving
au naturel.

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Uh, I suppose so.

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Here, we can cover ourselves
with these sticky,
sap-covered leaves.

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I'll try to avert my eyes
from your nudery.

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You will?
What's the point?

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You'll have to look
sooner or later.

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Well, I promise not to
abuse the privilege.

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For now,
I'd better scout around
for food and water and help.

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What a thoughtful and
considerate thing to say.

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What the hell's
wrong with you?

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I'm not quite sure.

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Perhaps it's the fresh air
or severe head injury.

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In any case, I'm off.

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If you see any steaks,
that'd be good!

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(SNIFFS)

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Why isn't Leela back yet?
Do you think she's okay?

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How should I know?
And how come you never
ask if I'm okay?

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I'm feeling
a little neglected here.

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Oh. Sorry.
Are you okay, Bender?
Shut up.

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What difference
does it make?

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When that death sphere
gets to Earth,

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we'll all be blown
to manwich meat.

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Well, I guess
it's time to indulge

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in some end-of-the-world
debauchery.

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Who's up for an orgy?

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Yeah!
Yes!

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Nah.
Nah.

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Maybe a Parcheesi tournament.

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Belay that
Parcheesi tournament.

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I've identified
the death sphere.

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We may yet have
a faint hope of survival!

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Still,
a Parcheesi tournament.

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This is a top-secret
military satellite

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launched by the air force
in 1998.

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And this is
a top-secret FCC satellite
launched that same year

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to censor
indecent TV programs.

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Like The Pimpsons
and Ass-o-rama?

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Precisely.

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However,
the satellites collided
shortly after launch

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and were never
heard from again.

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I found the board!

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Now I've
simulated that collision
using shrapnel-vision.

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Granted, all that
makes perfect sense.

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But why is this death sphere
destroying planets?

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That makes
the most sense of all.

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Look at the planets
it's destroyed so far.

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First came X-3,
the nude beach planet,

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then, Poopiter,

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and finally that world
that can't be mentioned
in polite company.

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You mean...
(WHISPERING)

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How dare you?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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So, the death-sphere is
"censoring" indecent planets?

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Indeed, and we're next
if we can't keep it in
our collective pants.

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Our sole hope
is to persuade
the people of Earth

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to abandon
their smutty ways.
(WHIP CRACKS)

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So, the orgy's off?

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(GROANS) So thirsty.

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Why couldn't
a water fountain
have fallen on me?

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I couldn't find any water,

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but the moisture in these
fruit-and-nut berries
should sustain you.

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Thank you.

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I climbed perilously
high into the trees
to pick them,

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yet I saw no sign
of intelligent life.

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Bummer.

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Moreover, the crash
totally destroyed our ship.

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So, we're stuck here
until someone finds us?

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Alas,
that may never happen.

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Stealth technology
makes the ship
impossible to locate,

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yet easy to stub
your crotch on.

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Well, there's worse places
to be marooned.

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Plenty of food,
mild climate.

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It's a veritable
Garden of Eden.

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It is?

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Hello.

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Did that snake
say, "Hello"?

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No.
We're both delirious
from dehydration.

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Just like Adam and Eve.

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FARNSWORTH: We can still
save Earth. People are
sure to clean up their act

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when presented
with cold, hard facts
by rational folks like us.

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The end is near!
Repent thy sins!

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I'll thinks it overs
while I engages
this $5 hooker.

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Don't do it!
It's not worth it!

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Okay, make it $3.

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Yuck! I don't wants
no $3 hooker.

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I'm going backs to
the adults bookstore.

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Adult bookstore?
I thought this was
the public library.

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No. Pubic Library.

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Zapp? Where are you?

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Oh, God, I'm actually
starting to miss him.

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Maybe you two
belong together.

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We do not.
And you can't talk.

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Come on.

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It must be
an awful temptation.

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Guess who just
killed a woodchuck
with his bare feet?

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I thought I'd whip
us up some shelter,

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make this a little more
like home.

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I do miss the Earth terribly.
I wonder if it's even
still there.

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Let's find out together.

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I'll brave
the ship's wreckage
to fetch you the telescope.

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That's so sweet.

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I'm just saying, is all.

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I know my new plan
is a long shot, but it's
the only hope left.

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Well, now
I've heard everything.

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On my iPod.

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So, do you have
a new plan, Professor?
And is there any hope left?

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Indeed. We're here on
Earth's last unspoiled acre

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to show the death sphere
there's still purity
in the world.

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Begin transmitting.

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Commence purity chant.

250
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(ALL CHANTING)

251
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,630
Hey, I'm proud
of you, Bender.

252
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:24,340
Avoiding sin for
almost a full minute.

253
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,470
Bender?

254
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:28,140
BENDER: Yeah, baby.
You're quite a dish.

255
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,720
(GIGGLING)

256
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,600
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
(CHUCKLING)

257
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,560
Oh, no.
Bender, stop! Stop!

258
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,270
Quiet your riot.
What's the worst
that could happen?

259
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,950
No! No!

260
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,500
(SOBBING)

261
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,750
Earth is gone!

262
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,210
We're the only two humans
left in the universe!

263
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,800
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, Leela.

264
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:09,130
Maybe this was
meant to be.

265
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,260
Maybe you and I
were meant to build
a new world here.

266
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,350
We can avoid
humanity's mistakes.

267
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Like the tuba.

268
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,230
Yes! We'll be
like Adam and Eve.

269
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Only without the tuba.

270
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,730
And we'll beget
little Zapp junior.
And Leela junior.

271
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,150
And they'll have
kids of their... Yuck!

272
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,530
Is that really what
happened in the Bible?

273
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:30,360
It's a sick and twisted
book of holiness, all right.

274
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,990
Then we'll write
our own Bible.

275
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With less Sodom
and more Gomorrah.

276
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Let's do it.

277
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I shall become the mother
of a new world,

278
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trapped here,
under this tree.

279
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The tree of knowledge!

280
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,460
Look, it even has apples!

281
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,750
Ow!

282
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:47,260
Wow.

283
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:52,590
Come here, Adam.
Partake of my
forbidden fruit.

284
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,970
Thee will be done.

285
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,650
Wait. One more bite
before we begin
the begetting.

286
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,950
Mmm. Juicy.

287
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:15,330
Those nut berries you
found were so salty,
I couldn't think straight.

288
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,450
I mean,
not to belabor it,

289
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:22,870
but they were as salty
as that bag of trail mix
Fry gave me.

290
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Exactly as salty.
Hey! Wait a second!

291
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,130
Uh...

292
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,180
(GROANING)

293
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,850
I have a terrible
confession to make.

294
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,600
You see, when I first
went foraging,

295
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,480
what I actually found
was the smoldering
wreckage of the ship.

296
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:48,030
Ignoring all danger,
I charged inside to
liberate our provisions.

297
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,940
So, this is the
trail mix Fry gave me!

298
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:55,820
Yes. I exaggerated
when I said I picked it
from the treetops.

299
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:59,750
I just wanted you to think
a little better of me.

300
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,620
Well, your motives
were good.

301
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,460
And we were both
loopy from dehydration.

302
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,540
Hey, wait.

303
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,960
You've been doing
an awful lot of urinating.

304
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,960
(GROANING)

305
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,130
There's plenty of water.
You see,

306
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,800
after I selflessly
rescued the trail mix,

307
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:20,060
I braved the flames once more
in search of fluids.

308
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,070
Then why didn't
you give me any?

309
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,990
I thought it might
help you forget your
intense hatred for me

310
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if you were
a teensy bit delirious.

311
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,490
So, you let me dehydrate

312
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,240
while you washed down
the trail mix with
imported mineral water?

313
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,580
(GROANING)

314
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,250
Not exactly.

315
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,330
You see,
besides the trail mix,

316
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,830
the minibar also
contained Doritos,
beef jerky

317
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and a generous assortment
of fine chocolates.

318
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,260
I wanted to offer you
the chocolates.

319
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,680
I truly did.
But I was concerned
about your waistline.

320
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,140
Very concerned.

321
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,470
It's because
I haven't been exercising.

322
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,560
If only this tree
hadn't fallen on me
by chance.

323
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,770
Oh, dear God!

324
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,560
(GROANING LOUDLY)

325
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,690
It was just after
we crashed.

326
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,490
I awoke first,
to find you trapped.

327
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,280
Leela! Leela, wake up.

328
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:35,220
You could've moved
this grub-infested log
any time you wanted?

329
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,630
Well, sure.

330
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,220
But then I wouldn't have
been able to provide
the loving care

331
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,550
you wouldn't have needed.

332
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,060
I'd leave you to rot
in this paradise,

333
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,310
if only the ship
weren't destroyed.

334
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,440
The ship's fully functional,
isn't it?

335
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,530
(GROANING)

336
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,240
You see,
after re-trapping you

337
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,900
and before
feigning unconsciousness,

338
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,030
I paused to enjoy a cigar.

339
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,990
Though mellow and satisfying,
it did parch me a bit,

340
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,950
so I went in
search of brandy.

341
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,920
That's when
my keen senses detected
the still-invisible ship.

342
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,170
(EXCLAIMS)

343
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,500
So, we can
go back to Earth?

344
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:18,590
But there is
no Earth anymore.
Everyone I know is dead!

345
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,840
(SOBBING)

346
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,140
This seems like a good place
to take a dump.

347
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,140
Leela? You're alive!

348
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:27,390
Fry!

349
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,850
But how did you
find this planet?

350
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,650
Well?

351
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,360
(GROANING)

352
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,530
We're actually on Earth.

353
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,700
The ship's homing device
brought us back.

354
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,610
But I saw Earth explode!

355
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:43,740
I'm actually kind of
proud of this one.

356
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,540
You see, what you saw

357
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,620
was merely a simulation
I rigged up

358
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,460
using the ship's holographic
targeting projector.

359
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,710
The alleged telescope
was a toilet paper tube.

360
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,170
You said there wasn't
any toilet paper!

361
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,630
And that humanity
was annihilated!

362
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,180
My motives were pure.

363
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,510
I just wanted you to think
we had to save humanity,

364
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,430
so you'd be willing
to have sex.

365
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,220
Please say you believe me.

366
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,480
Yes, I believe you.

367
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,100
(ZAPP GRUNTING)

368
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,060
(CHEERING)

369
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,980
There must be
something to steal
on this island.

370
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,400
Hey, it's Leela.

371
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,780
(ALL CHEERING)

372
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,910
Let's go home, everybody.
At least the world
wasn't destroyed.

373
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,740
Yet.

374
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,080
AUTOMATED VOICE:
People of Earth!

375
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,630
Hear the righteous word
of the mighty V-GINY!

376
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,130
The mighty V-GINY!

377
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,210
(GIGGLES)

378
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,670
Seeing you frolic in
this unspoiled garden

379
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,680
gives hope that this world
may yet be redeemed.

380
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,430
Huzzah! The purity
chant worked!

381
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,520
Unacceptable
wardrobe malfunction!

382
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,980
I was referring
to Adam and Eve.

383
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,440
We're not Adam and Eve.
You see, due to
a series of...

384
00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,110
Consummate your union
or I shall destroy Earth.

385
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,740
(ALL GASP)

386
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:07,280
Well, if it's to save Earth,
I guess I could
take one for the team.

387
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,290
You what? Right now?
But I need a little
romance first.

388
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,460
Maybe a vanilla candle
or something?

389
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,420
Commence intercourse!

390
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,500
Those giant guns are
making me feel
sort of inadequate.

391
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,550
I'm not sure if I can...
Move it.

392
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,300
I've got to get home
and do laundry.

393
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,930
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

394
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,060
For God's sake,
censor it! Censor it!

395
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,390
Approved for all audiences!

396
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,520
No!

397
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,320
NARRATOR: And now,
the spicy finale

398
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,030
of The Transcredible Exploits
of Zapp Brannigan.

399
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,830
That was a close call,
but we saved Earth.

400
00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:53,000
Was it as good for you
as it was for the human race?

401
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,790
Oh, Zapp. Let's save
another planet right now!

402
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,960
(SNORING)

403
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,040
ENGLISH - US - PSDH